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Other products in the category Bachelorette & Novelty Gifts:

Ex-husband Voodoo Doll -- Screw your prenup!, Send my alimony, You take the kids, Give me more money, I want ALL!...not half, You pay the mortgage, Quit showing up to PTA meetings drunk!, Get your clothes off the lawn!, Admit you're wrong, stop lying about your affairs!, You pay all the legal fees, Get out of the house!, I get the car. Back of the doll: I want the child support, Quit hiding assets, Leave me alone, Stop yelling at me, No visitation rights, You're paying the medical bills, You will be alone and never love again, You pay off the credit cards, Stop your lawyer from calling me, Give me back your ring, Pay off those back taxes, I get the house.

Love Doctor T-Shirt -- The Doctor will see you now! White Hanes heavyweight t-shirt with red and black Love Doctor logo silkscreened on front and larger logo on back. One size fits most (XL).

New Husband Voodoo Doll -- Keep him attentive after the honeymoon is over! Whenever you feel your new husband is taking you for granted, use one of the pins to put him back in line. Stick the pin into the activity that you want your husband to do and instantly he will return back into the same caring man who convinced you to marry him in the first place. Some of the things you can finally make him do: Front of the doll: Tell me you love me, remember our anniversary, bring me flowers, sex is over when I say it's over, compliment me, take me to a chick flick, dont think about other women, cuddle with me, kick your mother out, stop acting like an ass! and many more! (just imagine if this really worked!) Back of the doll: Don't think about other women, rub my neck serenade me, take me to a chick flick, cuddle with me, hold me in your arms, stop acting like an ass!, run a bath for me, take a romantic walk with me, kick your mother out, take out the trash.

Bad Boyfriend Voodoo Doll -- Whenever you feel your boyfriend is taking you for granted, use one of the pins to put him back in line. Stick the pin into the activity that you want your boyfriend to do, and instantly he will turn back into the same caring man who convinced you to go out with him in the first place. Sayings on Front of the doll: Remember my birthday, listen to me, buy me jewelry, give me the remote, tell me you love me, bring me flowers, take me shopping, compliment me, cook dinner for us, sex is over when I say it's over!, take me dancing take me to a nice restaurant, rub my feet. Sayings on Back of the doll: dont think about other women, serenade me, rub my neck, take me to a chick flick, massage my back, cuddle with me, hold me in your arms, stop acting like an ass!, run a bath for me, Take a romantic walk with me, take out the trash, tell your friends to go home

10pk Asst. Pecker Straws -- Add these straws to liven up any bachelorette party. Comes in assorted colors, packs of 10.

Bachelorette Dares -- 52 wild and crazy things to do for the bride-to-be, while out on the town. Put them in a hat or make her choose one at a time with her eyes closed. Make this a night to remember for everyone at the party.

Diamond Ring Shot Glass -- You won't have to force her to wear this Bling Bling when you girls go out on the town! Place the easily expandable ring on the bachelorette's finger, undo the latch and open the top part of the diamond whenever she's ready for another shot!

Head Candy -- Increase the pleasures of giving and receiving oral sex. The delicious candy presses against your teeth providing a soft slippery cushion. Head Candy reduces jaw fatigue, protects sensitive areas from teeth, tastes delicious and helps prevent dry mouth. Box contains 4 pair of Passion Fruit flavored cushions- 2 for fellatio and 2 with a special clitoral cradle for cunnilingus. Your lover will eat it up-and you too!

Miss Bachelorette Sash -Red Satin -- The perfect addition to any bachelorette party wardrobe. This makes the guest of honor feel like a queen for her special night. Red sequin-edged fabric sash is adjustable to 5 feet long.

Amazing Penis Solitaire -Set of 10 -- These fun rings are great for bachelorette or xrated adult themed parties. Set of 10 assorted color rings.

Penis Shooter-Set of 6 -- Want a Shot? ....Suck it Down! Great Bachelorette favors for your guests. Each shooter holds approximately 3 1/2 oz.

Shooter Penis-Purple -- Any drink taste better in this fun penis shooter!

Emergency First Aid Kit Massager -- This vibe is 4.5” X .875”. The nose is sloped to add that little extra something! There are 2.5” of ribbing down the shaft’s length. The vibe is powerful, multi-speed and requires 1 AA size battery, not included. Nobody will ever know what’s really in your first aid kit!

X-Rated Birthday Party Pack -- Set the party mood with this fun x-rated party pack. Includes: 1 box of X-rated candy, 8 plates, 8 hats, 8 balloons,8 napkins and 8 hats. All packaged in a handy poly bag with header card.

Elephant Undies -- Squirt water from your trunk! For jungle, loving you won’t forget… the one-size fits most Elephant Undies will make you sweat. So let your trunk hang down and go wild!

Super Stud Undies -- Eat a dick... or a dozen! You can dive right into this 12 pack of penises or you can take your time slowly licking them individually. Plastic box measures 3.75” x 2.4”. These white chocolate treats will make your mouth water!

Risqué Bachelorette Party Pack -- Complete your party table décor with this complete party pack. Includes: 8 napkins, 8 party plates, 8 party invitations and 8 party balloons per bag with header card.

X-Rated Gift Bag -- The gift receiver will be excited just knowing there’s an X-rated gift even before opening their present! The gift bag is 8”W X 4”D X 8”H with a gift tag attached.